ass u, not me

i see asses... not a nice butt, but walking talking asses. there's an ass parade in my masters class.

Meet Ass #1 : tends to talk a lot & thinks his brain is full of knowledge & wants to share his crap!

Meet Ass #2 : thinks she's hell of a great. Don't pay attention. thinks cos she is a senior, oops, my mistake she was a senior, not anymore. this makes her OLD. she's OLDER than me. thinks cos she's older, she knows everything... bla bla bla....

Meet Ass #3 : work is more important than doing assignments. paying attention is optional, her opinion isn't. thinks she's hell of a great & is good friends with Ass #2. they are similliar in character.


Why are they labeled asses? (apart from all their natural characteristics mentioned above...)

Case 1 -

Assignment 1 was due, a 2 page proposal. none of the 3 asses put in any effort. well, i don't care & thank you for making me look good cos i was the only one who put up a power point presentation & actually handed in something to my lecturer that day. so what if you are working? i'm working too!!! heck, so what if u stay in klang? u got a car rite??? look at ME, i stay in melaka, come by public transport!!!

they let others present 1st & all the way, they just sit back & criticise & tell others how they should go about doing their work! "narrow down" "scope down" bla bla bla... but they din dare ask me cos i was super well prepared. when it was time for them to prepare....

Ass #1 : "let me type out my slides ya...." there & then we see him typing.... he's a teacher... leadership by example... i would never send my kids to where he teaches.

Ass #2 : "i'll present next week..". think u're above the lecturer la now... when Dr scold u u keep quiet la... just now like malaysian idol judge only! don't u like to carry around ur precious FYP & use it as your bible?!?!??! what happened?? finally she revealed... lecturer told her her FYP topic is stale ^_^ hahahah!!!!! can't use if for thesis! GOOD!!! padan muka u! not say u got "A" for FYP also... certainly u din get 1st class cos u got a C- from the legendary Dr Selva & u think it's so great... announcing that those super tough papers konon u got C when half the ppl had to sit for sup papers... hah! u're so lucky i choose to keep my results to myself, else you won't have anything to talk about anymore!

Ass #3 : "sir, i'm not prepared". Go to hell, u gotta present anyway! so ok, she kena hantam from sir :-) just now can tell ppl what to do, now just look down to the floor for answers la... pandan muka u! FYP FYP FYP. u think FYP is so great ar? some more u just finish ur degree last year, just only convo-ed, dun even know how to do APA format & referencing... FYP konon.

They really think they are a bunch af smart asses... running around with their degrees. So what? degree holders very pandai la?!?! U think Uncle Lim got degree ar? think he do his FYP on how to build Genting is it??

Case 2 -

Assignment number 2 due. Dr ask to pass up. only 3 of us pass up. then ass 1 said "dr dr, we are a bit confused, so we did not do. actually how to do ar?" like HeLlOOoooo!!! it's not your 1st day in school. & aren't you a teacher? They revealed that "everyone is last minute worker" yeah rite... & they were contacting each other & discussing how to do... blind leading the blind... they were so amazed that the rest of us were able to pass up our work. everything is a miracle to an idiot. it's not like they have never been to uni before. deadlines are deadlines! and they claim to have a job... shouldn't working ppl know more about deadlines???

Then ass number 3 so happily take out her convo pic & show ppl. bluek. lime green, not like mine red :-) & FOTOREX ppl are another bunch of idiots. they charge me RM50 for my pics. then ass #3 only paid RM30 & all got textured! min textured 1 only. They say mine is special cos got "1st class honours" there on the one with me shaking datuk's hand. cos of my "special" words must pay more la...babi!. ass #3, no time to do assignment but got time to go convo la...

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF DUMB ASSES!!!!

Dear readers, yes, i'm arrogant. But i'm merely stating the facts.

If any of you asses read this & assume it's u, then your nasib la. ASS U, not ME! instead, try to change! have more discipline & if you really think u are better than us, prove it, instead of always contradicting yourself & embarrassing yourself & making yourself even more assy than you already are!