how to make yourself look like a dumb ass

I applied for "any suitable position" & since i'm so perasan, i would not miss out the chance to flash "1st class honours" in the face of prospective employers. I recently deposited my resume in the resume bank of a chain of shopping centers. & i got this reply :


Dear Miss Shen

Thank you for your application.

Currently we have 5 permanent positions to be filled and they are:
Car Park Cashier (3 positions)
Food Court Cashier (2 positions)

I understand from your resume that you are currently holding the position of Waitress/Hostess

And that you are a part time employee.

If you are looking for a permanent job and do not mind the positions that we are offering

Then please contact Ms Assy at 01x-xxx xxxx or Ms notsoassy at 06-2xxxxxx


Thank you.


Regards
Assy
Manager
Group Human Resource

Me thinks u are a dumb ass!!!! so wat if i'm a part time waitress?!?!? Eva longoria worked in wendy's & mark cherry did not offer her to be a cashier in westeria lane!

Human Resource my ass la... If all your cashiers are degree holders, then you must have a PhD to be a manager la? O, sorry, but u ARE a manager & i doubt u even know how to read. Read the above crap again & spot the amount of mistakes! no punctuation & suddenly start a new paragraph with the previous sentence hanging.... why must she press "enter" after she type 1 line???? then why can't assy write "please contact ME"???? why must she refer to herself as a third party????? & I'm not Ms Shen!!!!! never go school ar???? babi, even FB knows how to put ppls names correctly!